ANDROPHILIA.

Mother is in town!!! She surprised me…sadly, that she shall be spending yester night in my humble abode. Which went way better than I expected, she is still funny as hell. Something I have lost sight of lately as I ran off from her environs to avoid the ever dreaded sexuality talk that will surface any time from now…it’s most likely right around the corner. Had me walking on a straight path, am even missing my kitchen for the bathroom: cornerphobia.

Being the wise silly fuck I am, I have taken my time to go through some write-ups on sexuality so as to equip myself with necessary answers just in case the world is flat and this will turn into an emotionless conversation and I shall get a chance to explain/give a lecture on sexuality that will help her weigh the situation logically and we shall high-five on what an orgasmic (pun intended) topic it is.

In my aim to make sure I don’t suffer with too much collected facts and not a single soul to suffer the intake with me. I made it the business of all my home pages to share the unwelcome if not irritating 140 charactered phrases.

In the height of learning past the understanding of human sexuality, I read on most of the theorists that took it upon themselves to measure human sexuality so as to put our population in a scale of heterosexual, bisexual, homosexual and asexual. While no one has a problem proving and explain what it means not to be attracted to persons of any gender, making asexuality a general understanding. The other three have caused our forefathers of psychology sleepless nights…even years.

While all their scales vary in terms of details and observation to different aspects of your life that may be a determinant of your sexuality they all agree with me….ok I agree with them, that sexuality cannot be fully realized in a person who has not passed the accepted age of maturation.  So 18+ = check. I didn’t want to go through this with mother minus being sure, so atleast I know for sure that am in a ripe(hehehehe) enough age to know where my sexuality lays (the sexual innuendos today are killing me)

Took a few tests that were available online to capture a defense of results while am having the discussion (read slaughter), results are in: I Immah am what most persons (including Kinsey and Klein) would refer to as a homosexual woman. But right when am busy ingesting that one, I scroll lower just to find tens and tens of difficulties that these personalities who are respected in their expertise of human behavior understanding pointed out on trying to determine human sexuality, cutting my speech off to one sentence.

“I am a lesbian and no it’s not changing any time soon.”

Now to find the other 100 sentences if this discussion is gonna end with my head on my shoulders.


Comments

  1. AnonymousWednesday, September 5, 2012 at 3:50:00 PM GMT+3

    Heh heh! Interesting read! Aaay, you did not go through the cleaning bit: editing and getting rid (temporarily) of any suspicious materials, toys etc? Tell, tell, tell, please tell us about that! Lol!

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  2. UnknownWednesday, September 5, 2012 at 4:17:00 PM GMT+3

    oh she called while i was at work yetserday to give the good news of the sleeping arrangement.

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  3. AnonymousThursday, March 14, 2013 at 12:06:00 PM GMT+3

    Luv this piece! Would lyk to hear the end of it!!
    ~nate labelle~

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